Thursday Things Only Mothers Know!

I've decided that today's edition of Things Only Mother's Know! will be devoted to speaking Liamese. We had some friends over who do not speak Liamese & it was fun to translate & realize just how much we understand and think is totally normal way to say words now.

1. Peter Pan can still sound like Peanut Butter. And every thing he sees on the ceilings is "Peter" cause you know Peter flies around up by the ceilings. Also every shadow is Peter. Dada's toothpaste is also sometimes Peanut Butter.
2. He now says 'blue' but since he continues to roll his B's, I'm sure no one else will know that he is talking about Charlie Brown's blue car, except, of course, for Mama.
3. "Dada water fish" is actually "Dada needs to change the water in my fish tank". It really helps if you know Liam has a fish tank instead you might just end up thinking that Dada drinks like a fish & you could be lead to believe that since he will also tell on you and point out all the beer in the house as Dada's.
   
4. "Moon shoes" is actually correct since the moon in his moon book does wear shoes. But please don't confuse it with 'new shoes' which he knows he has three pairs of.
   
5. Please, people, tell me honestly...when will he stop the constant chattering in the car?

See y'all next week!